T is for Toshiko, a smart little cookie,
O is for Owen who likes to have sex,
R is for Rift, Torchwood's main focus,
C is for Cardiff Torchwoods location,
H is for humerous, which is what Jack is to me,
W is for Wales where Torchwood be.
O is for odd, what Ianto is seems.
O is for nothing, just an intermission
D is for the Doctor, Jack's obsession
We are Torchwood, if its alien, its ours.