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My Gay Agenda by ~AxelofReaht:iconAxelofReaht:

Categories Literature > Prose > Non-Fiction > Satire


Agenda of a Gay

1. Wake up
2. Shower/get ready
3. Breakfast
4. Drive to school
    4.5. Stop at Panera for a latte
5. Talk to friend/teachers until school starts
6. 1-3 hour.
   6.5. If Peter is around, look at him (he is gorgeous)
7. Lunch w/ friends
8. 4-6
9. After school/home
10. Swimming.  NOTE: Do not stare at swimming boys.  That's weird, unless the college boys or baseball team is there.
11. Stumble home tired and smelling of chlorine.
12. Dinner.
13. Homework/internet/writing until
14. Bed

repeat

Note: Schedule subject to change based on extracurriculars, swim meets, weekend, etc.
©2008-2009 ~AxelofReaht
:iconaxelofreaht:

Author's Comments

Ok I was lazy, but I saw this kind of thing on cafe press (amazing) and I had to make my own.

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~Veyl Feb 3, 2008, 6:10:19 PM
Hahah, this has to be the most random thing I have seen in a couple of days.

It is great~

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狼さまよう
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~AxelofReaht Feb 7, 2008, 7:00:58 PM
Yeah, I just couldn't help myself.

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I fought gravity, and gravity won

Pfhor Casualties:
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0: Wounded
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~AxelofReaht Feb 7, 2008, 7:01:59 PM
I try to be random. I actually don't but it does happen. (o look, a squirral.)
This is generally true however.

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I fought gravity, and gravity won

Pfhor Casualties:
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0: Wounded
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~AxelofReaht Feb 10, 2008, 4:50:45 PM
Thanks.

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I fought gravity, and gravity won

Pfhor Casualties:
2451: Dead
0: Wounded
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~Katarinu May 14, 2008, 7:26:36 AM
My schedule's all messed up now; these days, I just stay at home and poke around on Youtube . . . because I actually can now. :XD:
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~AxelofReaht May 14, 2008, 10:27:30 AM
Yes yes, I know. Amy told me with much enthusiasim.

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I fought gravity, and gravity won

Pfhor Casualties:
2451: Dead
0: Wounded
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